As some of you may know, Team Tenacity is going into retirement. We can no longer sustain the numbers to raid, and the content we face is too difficult.

Some of our members have fallen onto tougher times, being forced into addictions by various substances:



Others have had to dismember parts of their faces and sell them on the black market:



Luckily, some are out in the booming economy, looking for a job.



With all this time on our hands, it is slander and falsification that Team Tenacity decided to hit the Disco, where we met John Travolta:



Also, we never battled the A.U.T.O.B.O.T.S. in an epic fight that made no fucking sense whatsoever:



That said, Tib did not meet a gnome he could finally get along with (?):



Finally, this "image" showing some raid lockouts was clearly done by someone else, and not Tenacity, since we are a dying guild:



It's been a fun ride, folks. May we meet again in WoW.

And now, for your moment of Zen

For tonight's report, I would like to say that since our last commentary, Team Tenacity has done nothing. Absolutely nothing.

First, Fabled Rallos Zek never died to team tenacity. Any such rumors are blatant falsification.



Next, we never killed The Fabled Coirnav, in which he had no loot on his corpse and he promptly respawned on us and then proceeded to kick us from the zone.



Afterwhich, we did not venture to Fabled Plane of Time, and Kakan did not Kakrape the Fabled Bertoxxulous.



Rallos Zek also did not miraculously reappear...



... and we did not kill him either.



I would also like to note that Fabled Quarm was never defeated.



Kakan did not tank him, either.



But now for some things that are completely true:

Not much to report lately. We've been taking out SoF and SoD raids with consistancy. We have two kills under our belt in MMM, and I've taken over a new necro bot. Check out this kill I got with him a week ago.



But anyway, tonight's report.

Fabled 2008:
Over 200 loots recorded in one month.

(pictured) Rallos Zek - Still at large

This year, 2009:
Less than 200, but we're making them count just as much.

It's Fabled season, but will all the progression we've been doing, we nearly forgot about it. Luckily I recieved a call a few days back from a lady friend asking me to come visit her. What self respecing gentleman would refuse such an offer?





...and the moneyshot



Thanks for the great company, Xegony! I had a blast. Literally.

Now for your moment of zen...